
I meet a lot of people who want to learn English and I don’t mind that at all, I think that is great and I enjoy speaking to people who are trying to talk to me in my language.
However, the thing I hate the most is when someone ONLY want to speak to me because they want to practice their English - it is so obvious and, to be honest, it is so rude!
I am thinking about this now because last night I was riding the train home with a couple of Japanese girls I had met at a party and we were talking about what kind of guy they fancy. One of the girls was clearly into me ( sorry if I sound arrogant but it was true ) and was saying how she really likes Gaijin guys, I thought this was funny because it was so obvious! But that didn’t what upset me so much. The thing that upset me was when her friend turned around to me and said ( with a smile on her face ), “I really wouldn’t want a Gaijin guy, I hate that sort, I prefer a Japanese man, but I do want to practice my English, so that is why I have been talking to you”.
I couldn’t believe it.
Well the rest of that train journey was terrible, I felt awful just being with that girl and I was happy when they got off the train.
But it made me think, and I started to wonder about how many of my Japanese friends might be using me for English practice. And I have some very good friends who are Japanese so I didn’t like to think like this about my friends, I hope its not true!
But this is not really the thing I hate the most.
You see the thing I hate more than people trying to be my friend just to study English, is the big companies that are making money from the people who want to learn to speak English.
I am talking about companies like GABA, NOVA, Aeon and ECC; the big Eikaiwa schools here in Japan.

I hate them because I have to look at their posters every day on the train. I hate the way they make English seem like an impossible task, and make everyone feel obsessed with learning the language. Also I hate the stereotype that has developed of the foreign white guy in Japan just being an Eikaiwa teacher, out here to earn a bit of cash whilst they are drinking and stealing all the girls.
Luckily I think I can do something about it, because I can teach English to my friends and anyone else who asks me, for free! And, I can help people see that it is really not so hard to have a conversation with a foreigner in English.